calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 2, 2005

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 2, 2005

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 2, 2005

rye

adj. deep-thinking, opposite of superficial

(from the analogy: there are white bread people with no more substance to them than prime-time TV, there are whole wheat people, who are interesting, and then there are rye people...)

Albert Einstein, now he was rye.

by foltor September 2, 2005

troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

by foltor September 1, 2005