foltor's definitions

nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor September 2, 2005

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 2, 2005

calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 2, 2005