foltor's definitions

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor September 2, 2005

calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 2, 2005

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 2, 2005

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Foltor

1. hero in Irish myth who helped Finn MacCuil rescue his companions from the underworld

2. an awesome tracker or navigator

All those guys in Search and Rescue are total foltors!

by foltor September 2, 2005