5 definitions by flergins

Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Aiden

That one dude who is always taking a shit.

Dude, why can't AIDEN get off of the damn toilet!

by flergins January 15, 2020

Cooler Carl

Carl Ulysses Wheezer's cooler doppelganger in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Carl you're lame compared to your doppelganger 'Cooler Carl'.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Maddie

that one girl who's always talking about her stinky shits, she also hates spicy food and loves toasters and the color yellow.

maddie just took a fat shit, bro

by flergins October 5, 2020

Maddie

that girl with plain tastebuds, she's a different breed, does not like spicy food, talks about how it burns to take shits, lactose intolerant.

maddie really do be taking stinging shits doe

by flergins October 5, 2020