Definitions by flashwildecard
rowlinged
To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
rowlinged by flashwildecard April 1, 2016
misogynet
"I decided to post an article about modern feminism."
"I'm sure the misogynet will be all over that."
"There's no way Supergirl deserved a 6.5 on IMDB"
"Yeah, looks like the work of the misogynet."
"I'm sure the misogynet will be all over that."
"There's no way Supergirl deserved a 6.5 on IMDB"
"Yeah, looks like the work of the misogynet."
misogynet by flashwildecard January 7, 2016
mental auto correct
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
That is Mental Auto Correct
mental auto correct by flashwildecard May 11, 2015
Shitty Job Creator
A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
Shitty Job Creator by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
TS; CNR
Too Small; Could Not Read
Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.
Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.
"This guy just sent me a copy of a conversation but it appears to have been through a shrink ray. TS; CNR"
TS; CNR by flashwildecard September 12, 2014
Parental Fog
A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
Parental Fog by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
Perv Shaming
Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
Perv Shaming by flashwildecard September 1, 2014