flashwildecard's definitions

phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

I'll Pray For You

Phrase:

Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.

Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.

Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.

I'll pray for you.

* * * *

I'll pray for you.

Well fuck you too!

by flashwildecard November 30, 2010

Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.

1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.

by flashwildecard May 8, 2011

Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.

Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.

by flashwildecard December 17, 2012

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016