flashwildecard's definitions
"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016
Get the reader's remorsemug. Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019
Get the internet defaultmug. Phrase:
Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.
Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.
Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.
Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.
Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.
I'll pray for you.
* * * *
I'll pray for you.
Well fuck you too!
I'll pray for you.
* * * *
I'll pray for you.
Well fuck you too!
by flashwildecard November 30, 2010
Get the I'll Pray For Youmug. When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 8, 2017
Get the phantom menace effectmug. A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
by flashwildecard April 11, 2020
Get the ok biebermug. A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.
Ugh, I feel like hell.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
by flashwildecard December 17, 2012
Get the Sick Daymug. To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
by flashwildecard May 8, 2011
Get the Transpantmug.