flashwildecard's definitions
A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
Get the Parental Fogmug. A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
Get the Shitty Job Creatormug. "Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016
Get the reader's remorsemug. A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
Get the Fifty First Century Guymug. When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 8, 2017
Get the phantom menace effectmug. Phrase:
Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.
Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.
Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.
Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.
Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.
I'll pray for you.
* * * *
I'll pray for you.
Well fuck you too!
I'll pray for you.
* * * *
I'll pray for you.
Well fuck you too!
by flashwildecard November 30, 2010
Get the I'll Pray For Youmug. Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019
Get the internet defaultmug.