20 definitions by flashermonkey

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man
by flashermonkey April 13, 2004
Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.
Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004
1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.
1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!

2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.
I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.

"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"
by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"
I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.
by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.
Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school
by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

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