A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me
You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!
2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.
2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
When one licks the semen out of an arse after coming in it. Comes from the name of a popular British kids TV pirate.
I gave Sarah the nastiest pugwash last night.
"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"
"Hey and then we tied him up and gave him a pugwash!!!!"
by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
by flashermonkey April 13, 2004
by flashermonkey April 11, 2005