flashermonkey's definitions

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

chars

A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.

Pass the wine please
There you go
Chars!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

vache

French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"

C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

Brap

Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.

You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

shubly

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

mischief

Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.

Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004