flashermonkey's definitions

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

shubly

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

razzle

a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.

Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Brapse

The spoken form of brap.

Big L, Small? Hell no. Bitches get fucked on the roof when i ain't got no hotel dough! Brapse!

by flashermonkey January 2, 2006