19 definitions by flashermonkey

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.
Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching
by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

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used to say you're are up for something
What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!
by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

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a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.
Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.
by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

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As well as describing a person, it can also describe

1. a situation
2. food
1. <while watcching an operation> Urghhh! that's butters!
2. <takes one bite then spits it out> Urghhhhh that's butters (man)
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

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French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"
C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

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Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

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fon
When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man
by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

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