flashermonkey's definitions

Choong

Means stoned - alternative spelling of "Chung"

I was erm bare choong on friday when i had a spliff.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

mischief

Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.

Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

chars

A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.

Pass the wine please
There you go
Chars!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

vache

French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"

C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004