flashermonkey's definitions

strife

A period of hard times

All this strife's slowly killing me

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

chars

A way of saying cheers in a posh accent. if it was written this is how.

Pass the wine please
There you go
Chars!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

vache

French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"

C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

panini

1. Disgusting vadge.
2. To clamp onto someone like a panini grill, and then bagel them forcefully.

1. Urghh! Look at her panini! / Jesi! Have u seen her panini?!?! She's not getting any salmon tonight!

2. OMG! That guy from number 6 just paninied me in the street.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004

mischief

Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.

Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

shubly

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004