20 definitions by flashermonkey

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.
Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching
by flashermonkey April 29, 2004
used to say you're are up for something
What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!
by flashermonkey April 29, 2004
a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.
Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.
by flashermonkey April 28, 2004
As well as describing a person, it can also describe

1. a situation
2. food
1. <while watcching an operation> Urghhh! that's butters!
2. <takes one bite then spits it out> Urghhhhh that's butters (man)
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004
French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"
C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004
to put your lover, or rape victim, into a bath, then cover them in chicken stock, and rodger them until they flavour the stock. you can then kill them, or savagely beat them (until they bleed)
you see that girl over there? i braised her last week.

scenario 2.

Whats wrong doctor?
It appears she's been braised...
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
Means either a very unfunny joke, or when someone takes something too far, or if someone is trying to be funny and failing. Or just something generally unfunny
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

I mean it was soo funny! I just couldn't help but stop and stare at his huge member!
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004
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