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when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Grinder Grabmug. This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Wisconsin Rooster Hatmug. American Gopher Deterrent Technique.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the AGDTmug. Laugh Out Loud Quietly To Myself.
some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.
some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.
by feldpar February 16, 2009
Get the LOLQTMmug. man 1: "what the hell do you call that weird thing on a rooster's head?"
man 2: "that's a kakaroon, buddy."
man 1: "oh, thanks."
man 2: "that's a kakaroon, buddy."
man 1: "oh, thanks."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the kakaroonmug. a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.
man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the The Flying Taintmug. man 1: "i was boning my wife last night, and wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat. i pulled out and shot Wisconsin Rooster Spit all over her chest."
man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"
man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Wisconsin Rooster Spitmug.