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Laugh Out Loud Quietly To Myself.
some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.
some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.
by feldpar February 16, 2009
Get the LOLQTM mug.This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Wisconsin Rooster Hat mug.a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"
man 2: "what a tool."
man 2: "what a tool."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
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