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when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Grinder Grab mug.a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.
man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the The Flying Taint mug.v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
by feldpar February 21, 2009
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