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American Gopher Deterrent Technique.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who's property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a "gopher call" to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and anally rape the captured gopher while screaming "you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the fuck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!"
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the AGDT mug.v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
by feldpar February 21, 2009
Get the Stuffing the Turkey mug.a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"
man 2: "what a tool."
man 2: "what a tool."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
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