feldpar's definitions

hershey kiss

a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.

man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"

man 2: "what a tool."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

LOLQTM

Laugh Out Loud Quietly To Myself.

some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.

IM person 1: "omg, gtg, brb, my cat is on fire."

IM person 2: "LOLQTM."

by feldpar February 16, 2009

The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009