feldpar's definitions
This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slapmug. v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
by feldpar February 21, 2009
Get the Stuffing the Turkeymug. a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.
man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."
by feldpar February 17, 2009
Get the The Flying Taintmug.