fast bobby's definitions

early riser

A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men

When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.

by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004

earillas

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

oofala

Anything that is ridiculous, offensive, sad, depressing or ruining of a good time. This word may be a variation of the phrase "oofah", used by metro New York City area natives to express frustration or disgruntledness. Sometime shortened to "the oof". See also Tartoofala

The fact that four pledges failed to complete the pledging process was the oofala!

by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004

dubs

Bar slang for "a double," an extra stiff drink.

Hey Kiran, stop trying to get with the Titty Mongrel and pour me a dubs scotch!

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

couch it

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004