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couch it

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
mugGet the couch itmug.

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!
Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!
by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004
mugGet the leg upmug.

Tartoofala

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"
That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!
by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
mugGet the Tartoofalamug.

dubs

Bar slang for "a double," an extra stiff drink.
Hey Kiran, stop trying to get with the Titty Mongrel and pour me a dubs scotch!
by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
mugGet the dubsmug.

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009
mugGet the Nut Remorsemug.

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
mugGet the groanermug.

ash wednesday

Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

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