fartknocker101's definitions

Aunster

A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.

Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"

Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."

Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"

by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009

e-pot

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot

Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."

by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954

I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!

by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010

Ball Snatch

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them

Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

Gee Whilikers

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on

I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010