23 definitions by fartknocker101
The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
The male child of your bruncle or aunster. Your bruncle/aunster is the result of one of your parents having a child with any of your grandparents, and the son of your bruncle or aunster would be your couphew; your brother or sister's son is your nephew, and your aunt or uncle's son is your son, making the end result your couphew.
My couphews Tommy and Dylan are so adorable when they swing on the swingset, my bruncle Stewart must be so proud of his two sons.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well
Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009
The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.
I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010