fartknocker101's definitions

Wenke

An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".

Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."

Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."

by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010

buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.

I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

KGB Plagiarism

When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.

Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''

Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''

Liz: ''Pretty much.''

by fartknocker101 March 2, 2010

e-pot

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot

Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."

by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010

Aunster

A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.

Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"

Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."

Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"

by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009

Pee-You

Something you say when something stenches of strong putrid taste.

Curtis: "Pee-you! Did you just rip ass?"

Brendan: "Yeah! Dude, it wreaks in here now!"

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009