fartknocker101's definitions

Treizade

Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.

I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.

by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021

Ball Snatch

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them

Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

Pee-You

Something you say when something stenches of strong putrid taste.

Curtis: "Pee-you! Did you just rip ass?"

Brendan: "Yeah! Dude, it wreaks in here now!"

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

Change

Something Barack Obama promised in 2008, but has apparently given up Hope on doing so.

Change We Can Believe In??? Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

Couphew

The male child of your bruncle or aunster. Your bruncle/aunster is the result of one of your parents having a child with any of your grandparents, and the son of your bruncle or aunster would be your couphew; your brother or sister's son is your nephew, and your aunt or uncle's son is your son, making the end result your couphew.

My couphews Tommy and Dylan are so adorable when they swing on the swingset, my bruncle Stewart must be so proud of his two sons.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954

I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!

by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010