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by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the Pee-You mug.Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
Get the Treizade mug.A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.
My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Get the Brephew mug.A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the buttnugget mug.marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010
Get the e-pot mug.A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.
Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"
Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."
Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."
Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009
Get the Aunster mug.An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954
by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010
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