fartknocker101's definitions

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.

I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool

Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."

by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010

Niester

When one's sibling has a daughter with their parent, the child becomes their niester; a niece because they're their sibling's daughter, and a sister being their parent's daughter, making her a niester.

My niester Ruby is so hot, I just might have to date her and take her to prom this year.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary

Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Niester

An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.

Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954

I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!

by fartknocker101 May 3, 2010