7 definitions by fanyole23
This occurs when, during anal sex, the lube on the penis and the juices of the receiver combine to form anal residue. This is often white in colour, but can be slightly yellow-brown in colour if inadequate douching has been performed previously to intercourse.
Robin and Ernest had such hot sex last night! But whilst I watched, I noticed there was anal residue on Robin's cock... fuck!
by fanyole23 March 3, 2019
Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.
Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.
I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
This is the act of multiple men ejaculating into a woman's vagina. The motion of the penis moving back and forth in the hole will slowly turn the semen deposited inside into butter. The pussy itself acts as a churn vessel for the butter to be produced, thus the name of 'pussy churn' is given.
Rob, Simon and Derek fucked that girl so hard. They all came in her and by the end of it they made sweet butter from her pussy churn.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019