failure33object's definitions
a superb song by System of a Down. with such awesome words like: "life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall" and "we drink from the river then we turn around and put up our walls" this song is an appropriate (water-based) take on life. and with a music video featuring people who seem to have been left in a wind tunnel overnight, who's to argue that this is a stone-cold classic.
by failure33object April 24, 2005
Get the aerialsmug. a phrase which generally refers to a cliche or an over-used excuse. to be used in disgust. often a pre-cursor to serious arguments in games such as checkers... like when a player tries to pull the "classic" half-pincer movement.
by failure33object April 22, 2005
Get the that old chesnutmug. the chosen gastronomic delight of checkers players the world over. although saint jackolas will claim responsibility, colonel sanders invented this delicacy in 1867, on the checkers battlefield.
"the colonal has outdone himself with this addictive and health damaging product...top draw fast food" - Rob McLean, checkers hero and popcorn chicken addict
by failure33object June 16, 2006
Get the kfc popcorn chickenmug. a form of musical escapism invented by the mystery that is Jethry Benadine. consists of off-key drum beats and severe battering of guitars. overexposure will result in blindness and/or deafness.
by failure33object April 30, 2005
Get the electtriviamug. a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.
by failure33object April 22, 2005
Get the saint jackolasmug. jethry benadine is a legend in the true sense of the meaning. he is known as the man responsible for putting the 5th string on the banjo and is also credited with creating fruity penny chews. he was born under the zodiac sign scorpio in 1908 in a bath.
"jethry benadine is a genius for coming up with that 5th string idea" - tom jones
"jethry where have you gone" - song by banjo-kazooie
"jethry where have you gone" - song by banjo-kazooie
by failure33object April 16, 2005
Get the jethry benadinemug. when disguised as Brian Potter, Max or Pady, this man is funny. when being Peter Kay he is simply a smug, Amarillo-miming tosspiece. constantly sweating, Kay's head and face are always shining like a little sweat beacon. although i hate the man, some of the stuff he has written is funny. see below...
by failure33object April 24, 2005
Get the peter kaymug.