meningitis 

a disease in which there is inflammation of the meninges, caused by viral or bacterial infection.

i got meningitis three years ago

meningitis by Daniyal valizadeh December 6, 2007

Meningitis 

It's where you like men, not vaginas.

"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."

Meningitis by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009

meningitis 

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.

jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!

meningitis by news_hoe December 25, 2020

spinal meningitis 

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

spinal meningitis by Ween April 7, 2005

Monday Morning Meningitis 

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

Monday Morning Meningitis by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

niki meningitis 

it is when you are addicted to niki minaj songs

my son has niki meningitis, is he gay?

niki meningitis by yeezy_teezy June 14, 2021

Spinal Meningitis 

It really got us down.

"Spinal Meningitis really got me down..."

Spinal Meningitis by Oriyirah March 13, 2022