cool spot

a plastic drinks-container lid who was the star of several video games in the early 90's. Cool Spot's main pleasure in life was hanging out at the beach and freeing his friends from cages. notable adventures include a trip to Hollywood and his trip to a drug rehab clinic. it is debatable as to whether Cool Spot is:
(a) a drink-container lid
(b) a checker
(c) a tiddly wink
"the reddest plastic drink container lid to get his own video game" Rob McLean, Cool Spot fanatic
by failure33object April 25, 2005
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its on like donkey kong

a phrase used to incite fear in an opponent, so much more than simply 'it's on', the inclusion of primate legend Donkey Kong stems from DK's penchant for victory. used by one Steve Stifler in American Pie 3 to provoke Mr Paul Finch. also, the worst insult/compliment that can be used in a checkers game.
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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kingage

word commonly used in checkers when one player reaches his/her opponents side of the board, resulting in a crown being placed atop the successful checker. more often than not, kings are keen to free any P.o.W's or will hop around the board in a wild frenzy.
"that kingage is gonna result in a one-checker kill frenzy!"
by failure33object April 20, 2005
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jethry benadine

jethry benadine is a legend in the true sense of the meaning. he is known as the man responsible for putting the 5th string on the banjo and is also credited with creating fruity penny chews. he was born under the zodiac sign scorpio in 1908 in a bath.
"jethry benadine is a genius for coming up with that 5th string idea" - tom jones
"jethry where have you gone" - song by banjo-kazooie
by failure33object April 16, 2005
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half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.
St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."
by failure33object April 23, 2005
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invitre

a popular alternative to the boring "invite", this is often used to lure someone into a game of checkers as they are powerless to resist its Pied Piper-like effect. created by Rob McLean on a rainy day.
"if there is a better alternative to invite, i'd like to see it!" - Rob McLean
by failure33object April 26, 2005
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phil margera

Father of Bam and Jess Margera, husband to April and brother of Don Vito. Often woken abruptly by Bam and his crew. Duties include Elvis impersonator, punchbag, budding rockstar. Unbelievably unphased by his son's antics Phil is the epitomy of cool.
Jeez Bam what are you doing now?
-everytime Bam and the boys screw something up
by failure33object March 26, 2005
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