kingage

word commonly used in checkers when one player reaches his/her opponents side of the board, resulting in a crown being placed atop the successful checker. more often than not, kings are keen to free any P.o.W's or will hop around the board in a wild frenzy.
"that kingage is gonna result in a one-checker kill frenzy!"
by failure33object April 20, 2005
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half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.
St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."
by failure33object April 23, 2005
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winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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peter kay

when disguised as Brian Potter, Max or Pady, this man is funny. when being Peter Kay he is simply a smug, Amarillo-miming tosspiece. constantly sweating, Kay's head and face are always shining like a little sweat beacon. although i hate the man, some of the stuff he has written is funny. see below...
"3995? call it 4 grand!"
"can y'ear me know?!"
"jerry 'the berry'... berry!"
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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invitre

a popular alternative to the boring "invite", this is often used to lure someone into a game of checkers as they are powerless to resist its Pied Piper-like effect. created by Rob McLean on a rainy day.
"if there is a better alternative to invite, i'd like to see it!" - Rob McLean
by failure33object April 26, 2005
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phil margera

Father of Bam and Jess Margera, husband to April and brother of Don Vito. Often woken abruptly by Bam and his crew. Duties include Elvis impersonator, punchbag, budding rockstar. Unbelievably unphased by his son's antics Phil is the epitomy of cool.
Jeez Bam what are you doing now?
-everytime Bam and the boys screw something up
by failure33object March 26, 2005
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bulbasaur

Alan Titmarch's worst nightmare, a plant which walks and can shoot razor leaves. also has the ability to whip folk with seeds. spotted frequently in Swansea, where he grows to enormous size due to the colossal amount of rain. his best attributes are his massive head. eats candy and mince beef.
most likely to say: "bulba, bulba!"
least likely to say: "what the blazes is that yellow mouse squawking for?"
by failure33object April 19, 2005
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