Definitions by fadedredwing

rabbit car 

if you are speeding and dont want to get pulled over, you find a car going the speed you want to go and follow five car lengths behind them. this is your rabbit car. they will be the first to get pulled over. preferably a noticable car.

"bill, slow down your speeding"
"its ok, i got a rabbit car"

rabbit car by fadedredwing May 19, 2009

beerlusion 

the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion

"i need to sit down, the room is spinning"
"no, the room isn't spinning, you are having a beerlusion.

beerlusion by fadedredwing May 19, 2009

confucktion 

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

ashitbox

a ford taurus. regardless of year.

"hey greg, nice car"
"no, its not a nice car, its ashitbox."

ashitbox by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Landiego 

A slang term for the small town of Lander, Wyoming. The word was created unofficially by many of the towns' residents without concensus. Landiego is rarely used by people who have never lived there. Since small towns dont have alot in the way of defense, the term Landiego can also be used to confuse possible predators, making them think San Diego. But that, is only a theory.

*a resident of Lander, Wyoming calling a pen pal in Sing Sing*

Lander-" hey, hows it goin?"
Sing Sing-" good, where do you live?"
Lander-"Landiego"
Sing Sing-" cool, my time is up, bye"

*Pen pal in Sing Sing awaits release so he can go kill a resident of San Diego.

Landiego by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

good rock 

noun

the specific rock one goes to when they have been drinking in the woods and need a spot to puke. this rock is not predetermined, but the drunk individual seems to go straight for it.

mike-"wheres bob going?"
john-"over to that rock to puke."
mike-"wow, must have been a good rock"

good rock by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

microreach 

the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends

"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"

microreach by fadedredwing May 13, 2009