5 definitions by evlspcmk

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

cat flicker

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006

sky jizz

another name for rain

the weather today is pretty crappy, the sky is jizzing like theres no tomorrow.

the football game was delayed because of sky jizz

by evlspcmk October 21, 2006

bison jizz

The milky white substance ejaculated from a male bison

" mary had the daunting task of cleaning the bison jizz from behind the sofa"

by evlspcmk October 10, 2006

easy off bam

the australian version of cillit bang just with an even gayer name and some aussie version of barry scott who is just a big a faggot as he is presenting it

look what it does to this penny Bam and the dirt is gone

this is how good easy off bam is

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006