evil's definitions

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 18, 2003

refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult.

Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

by evil March 8, 2004

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Colors

Colors when they are metallic

Person: "I like colors. My favorite color is metallic rainbow.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

by Evil October 18, 2003