evil's definitions

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 18, 2003

butt-skank

butt-skank is an insult,
it means disgusting, filthy, ass.

omg that guy is a buttskank

by evil September 17, 2004

refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult.

Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

by evil March 8, 2004

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Colors

Colors when they are metallic

Person: "I like colors. My favorite color is metallic rainbow.

by Evil October 18, 2003