eviL's definitions

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

by Evil October 30, 2003

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

pwntard

1. A person that gets carried away with using "lol", "rofl", and "pwn" in as many different annoying and varying ways possible.

2. A person that may be good at a particular video game, but is a poor sport and/or poor winner to the point of being an asshat about his/her's l33tness.

I'm getting tired of all uberkiller3000's l33tspeak, he's such a pwntard.

Econ: That guy is good, I think he h4x
bottle: Yeah, but he's a pwntard about it.

by Evil April 22, 2005

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Green

The color green when it is metallic.

Person: "I like green when it is metallic. I think my favorite color is metallic green."

by Evil October 18, 2003