eviL's definitions

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

by Evil October 30, 2003

N.W.A.

Niggaz wit attitude-fuck you who eva wrote fuckin "no whites allowed"--damn cracker

Niggaz Wit Attitude is true motherfuckin gangsta rap

by Evil August 5, 2003