52 definitions by eviL

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by eviL October 19, 2003

Static-x

damn mother fuck....they band is fucking bad ass but "the guy" has a name...it is wayne

You dont kno the devil til you hear static-x

by eviL August 25, 2003

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by eviL March 31, 2004

boogers

The spawn of The Boogie Man.

Person: "I ate juicy boogers for lunch."

by eviL October 19, 2003

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by eviL October 19, 2003

Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food.

Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

by eviL October 19, 2003