18 definitions by ernie

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:

Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.

by ernie October 15, 2004

Lugs

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.

Hey looks at that mule sucking that guys dick, its name is probably Lugs. hahahaha

by ernie May 5, 2003

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

Godd

Ernie, Lord Of All He Knows. He Created A Solar System, With The Main Planet Called Dead World.

Godd Rules 4Eva, All Hail Lord Ernie

by ernie December 14, 2004

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by ernie July 29, 2004

Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:

Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!

by ernie October 15, 2004