ernie's definitions
by ernie October 21, 2003

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.
by Ernie May 4, 2003

by ernie December 2, 2004

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.
by Ernie November 25, 2003

by ernie May 14, 2004

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.
Will act as below:
Will act as below:
Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.
by Ernie October 15, 2004
