erik's definitions

befleft

In a group of three or more walking abreast of each other, to squeeze together and force one person to walk behind.

With a narrowing sidewalk up ahead leaving only room for two, one of you must either walk on the grass or befleft Bob.

by Erik October 13, 2003

grow a set

Stop acting cowardly. Ie, get some nuts.

Dude, stop acting like a pussy and grow a set!

by Erik March 3, 2004

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

steezy

n. excellent weed

"Hook me up with some of that steezy."

by erik January 17, 2004

Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone

I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom

by erik December 14, 2003

french twister

the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.

european girls like the french twister

by erik October 7, 2003

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003