19 definitions by erectism
George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
by erectism December 29, 2007
Two, the number two, 2
by erectism December 28, 2007
The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.
by erectism December 29, 2007
Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
by erectism December 29, 2007
by erectism December 28, 2007
Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
by erectism December 29, 2007
Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there
by erectism December 29, 2007