28 definitions by elroy fitz

scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.

It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

Kobe-style [boof]

The act of sodomy. Doing a girl in the butt.

Did you do her Kobe-style?

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

doggie

Sexual position. Simpler form of doggie style.

I did her the only way I know how, doggie.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

buffoocka

As in 'big buffoocka.' A term for someone, usually female, who unfortunately suffers from obeisity.

To brake out of my slump I went and banged a buffoocka. Charming, charming girl.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

checks

A female, usually of the 'working' variety checking in with her keeper, or pimp, for the purpose of rewarding him monetarily.

It seems like all the bitches on Sunset Blvd make their checks in front of my apartment. There's always some fool screaming something about money.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by elroy fitz February 1, 2004