elite's definitions

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

by Elite January 21, 2004

althy

Word for hackers, and all "1337" people.

There was this one time, at band camp, AlthY glocked my eye 12 times.

by Elite June 11, 2006

nuclear weapon

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

by Elite December 2, 2003

Sith

Despite what some idiots may think, a Sith is not a Dark Jedi. Known Sith lords include Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, and Darth Tyrannus(Count Dooku).

LOL! Sith lords pwn j00 stupid faggots! gg n00bz

by Elite November 20, 2003

Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

by Elite December 2, 2003

RTS

A type of game that kicks the shit out of all TBS games. Lets see, how many good RTS's are there?

Command & Conquer(all of them)
Age Of Empires
Warcraft(all of them)
Starcraft

How many good TBS's?

Civilization(all of them)

Then theres always the hybrid game Rise of Nations, which is cool.

omg omg omg i r teh tbs fag and got pwned at starcraft cuz he uber rts guy!

by Elite November 22, 2003