elite's definitions

kangeh

The male sex organ, or "love pump".

Man: Do you mind if I insert my kangeh into you?
Sexy babe: Sure!

by Elite April 11, 2005

rome

Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.

Rome, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(at least in the 8th century).

by Elite December 2, 2003

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

Despot

"President" of New Guinea.

He uses all his oil money to expand his palace, not help the common man, what a smacktard despot!

by Elite November 22, 2003

hybrid

The Ultimate cross of the best gaming traits.

That Hybrid was unstopable during the entire game.

by Elite August 9, 2003

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

do not call list

I am so sad, it will take away millions of jobs from poor degenerate obese dregs of society, and illegal immigrants :(

Now if only Waldo could do good things on a consistent basis...

by Elite January 21, 2004