1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
Coolest article of clothing...ever.
With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka
, and maybe a ski mask
I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags
...by the dozens.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
Most popular and effective treatment for herpes according to the commercials. Don't ask me why I know so much about Valtrex. Of course I don't know if it's a cream or a series of pills, sry.
After taking Valtrex most people can return to their first love of riding horses....Then spend the night "riding' other people.
N=Nigga! or Nugga! (if on censored forums)
when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)
When a picture, drawing, printout of an Ultrasound, reports card, painting, report, picture of a cat, picture of a dog, picture of a neice, picture of a nephew, baseball card, football card, religious card, brocheure, panphlet, newspaper cliping, magazine cutout, column from newspaper, index card, looseleaf paper, map post card, stamp, magnet, birthday card, holiday card, restaurant menu, VCR insturction booklet, diary entry, calendar, schedule, book cover, picture taken of a McGriddle, or printout of an Urban Dictionary definition do something to warrant the merit of making it onto the refrigerator for all to see and lear at.
I hope this speeding ticket I got is fridgeworthy.
A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.
"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."
"gimme a Z enter E enter"