112 definitions by eddy

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by eddy June 27, 2007

Terra Pvlchra

Although they don't like capitalism very much, they surprised many by battlignt he Proletariat Warriors, a fanatical communist organization.

by eddy September 6, 2003

Terra Pvlchra

A micronation in a story by the same name that was written by me. They use Tëlþuilgoç. They are known for not liking capitalism a whole lot.

You're more liberal than the communist party and Terra Pvlchra combined.

by eddy August 19, 2003

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by eddy August 5, 2007

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by eddy May 29, 2007

Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.

Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!

by eddy June 22, 2005