eazy-x's definitions

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008

country noir

A loose term describing a genre of country music with a much darker tone and attitude. Musicians such as Neko Case is normally associated with country noir. Most country noir never makes to the radio. Themes such murder is typical of country noir.

Country noir is a genre associated with cow punk.

by eazy-x February 14, 2008

kratos

the angriest character in video game history

kratos will crush anybody

by Eazy-X May 30, 2008

dick tits

Really long tits or boobs that look disgusting.

That old woman with those long wrinkly dick tits got warts growing all over them.

by eazy-x January 28, 2008

fake ass

not real. see psuedo-conformist and pretentious and passive aggressive

that fake ass tits are hot.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

trip hop

a loose term used to describe a sub-genre of techno music characterized by smooth electronica down temple with trippy slow beats and sometimes backed by a sexy female voice. It is called trip hop because the music sounds a little like some of the old skool hip hop beats without dominating raps or an mc vocalist. This cool urban lounge music is sometimes associated with old spy movie themes. Stereotypically, Trip hop is also heavily associated and carries an image with youthful post modernism, grafitti, alternative street art, djs, turn table scratching, metrosexuality, trends, computers, futuristic technology and high design culture.

royksopp, zero 7, portishead, thievery corporation, massive attack, trip hop, spy lab, telepop musik

by eazy-x January 31, 2008

juno perv

someone masturbating to ellen page while watching the new 2008 movie juno in theaters.

you're a juno perv for masturbating to ellen page in her new movie.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008