eazy-x's definitions

pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.

all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious

by Eazy-X May 29, 2008

muthaphucka

someone who sticks their hard veiny dick up their mom's ass and wet hairy pussy. they squeeze their mother's wrinkly tits til milk comes out. son and mother fucking until the sun comes up. for some it's called making love, but for many it's a disturbing thing. they 69 til they cum really hard in eachother's mouth.

those sick muthaphucka s are a bunch of low lives that live out their little sick fantasies.

by eazy-x January 23, 2008

rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

hatred

hatred exist on all levels
humans hate animals
america hates other countries
white people from different states hate eachother
the west, south and east hate one another
the rich and poor hate each other
people ranting on the internet hate one another
the left and the right fight hate each other
black, white and different races hate eachother in the u.s.
italians hates germans hates asians in america
germans hates asians who hate jews in america
religions hate different religions
different christian groups hate eachother
christians and atheists hate eachother
mac users hate pc users
people in circles of friends hate eachother
highschool groups hate different groups
family members hate eachother
strangers hate eachother
people with different opinions hate each other
people who are the same hate each other
old and young hate each other
outcast and mainstream kids hate each other
punks and gangstas and rednecks hate each other
hip hop hates r&b
men and women hate one another
different countries hate one another
different age groups hate one another
different races hate one another
different people within the same race groups hate one another
family members hate one another
friends of friends hate one another
different christian groups hate one another
atheist groups hate one another
workers hate non workers
harley fans hate honda fans
neighbors hate one another
co workers hate one another
husbands and wives hate one another but fake it
individuals hate one another
americans hate one another
friends turn enemies
politicians hate other politicians...
some conservatives hate other conservatives
indie folk hates heavy metal
mainstream hates indie
the list goes on

hatred exists everywhere you go

by eazy-X April 30, 2008

double indemnity

When life insurace is pretentiously doubled because of cause of death in specific way. Also known as a great film noir from the 40's.

double indemnity is a film noir classic loved by many film students and critics.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

passive aggressive

to push a strong thought without making oneself vulnerable. a personality that may be ranting strong beliefs behind people's back or safely on the internet to avoid retaliation from the fear of it. trying to push others with a strong defensive shield that shows weakness. ranting/preaching politics and religion without a strong sense of assertiveness. pushing beliefs without action and results.

some passive aggressive guy was writing nasty racist comments on the internet because he knew that if he did it face to face he would have gotten his fuckin face kicked in.

by eazy-x January 12, 2008

abstract art

if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument.

abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.

by eazy-X May 16, 2008