When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it
Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers
Guy 2: do a shit squat
Guy 2: do a shit squat
by Phantomgammax August 28, 2009
A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022