105 definitions by dunky oggins

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by dunky oggins December 25, 2003

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by dunky oggins January 25, 2004

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by dunky oggins October 30, 2003

Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by dunky oggins November 14, 2003

Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by dunky oggins November 22, 2003

syphon the python

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

by dunky oggins October 31, 2003

singed minge

a vagina with its pubic hair shaved

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

by dunky oggins October 28, 2003