maguffies

Slang for women's breasts

She's got some nice maguffies!

I'd like to get a hold of those maguffies!

by Duncan September 16, 2005

w00t

a term uses when something good happens, or can be understood as 'Want One Of Those'.

"i just saw a mitsubishi pick-up, w00t."

by Duncan May 13, 2005

FIIK

fucked if i know

by Duncan April 14, 2003

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 07, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

double bagger

A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.

Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.

by Duncan February 19, 2005

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003