duncan's definitions

spacecamp

v. to send a person in training for a job on the actual job due to an emergency situation. Named after the movie "Space Camp".

Dude, I've only been studying anatomy for a week, and they made me do heart surgery! They totally spacecamped me!

by Duncan September 29, 2005

Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

shank

knife, stabbing device, blade

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.

by Duncan October 22, 2003

sladge

A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.

plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there

by Duncan April 7, 2004

Coloured

Or Colored (US)

Possibly the most offensive racial slur of them all. Use implys that being black (or non-white) is a sensitive issue that needs to be skirted around.

I think he might be... you know... coloured

by Duncan July 13, 2004

relosha

definition unknown; also a sauce, slightly peanut buttery, with chocolate coating.

" Yeaaaaah RELOSHA!" " May i have a side of relosha please?"

by Duncan March 17, 2003