duncan's definitions

qwarilo

Means anything you want it to mean, most commonly used to mean 'i dont know'

"What the fuck are you doing with my mother" Joe said
"qwarilo", the figure said

by Duncan May 13, 2005

'mo

Slang for a homosexual- short for "homo".

"You have 15 Barbra albums? You are such a 'mo".

by Duncan January 28, 2004

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004

Snuggle weather

The act of two or more people snuggling during a thunderstorm. Or on a rainy day. Excluding body pillows.

Mike- hey Jen I heard it's supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow.
Jen- Great! Perfect snuggle weather.

by Duncan April 30, 2014

Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

shank

knife, stabbing device, blade

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.

by Duncan October 22, 2003

ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004