poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

rehomo

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.

by drzimo December 27, 2009

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

Ministry of Plenty

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

by drzimo January 30, 2010

tipslip

When a penis accidentally protrudes from the clothing in the view of others.

She had a nipslip, he had a tipslip.

by drzimo December 27, 2009