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mockolate

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008
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kmafno

acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.
"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012
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sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.
Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
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moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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thought-criminal

an American who isn't a neocon.
You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 6, 2007
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Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.
The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007
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