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grottie

a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010
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thought-criminal

an American who isn't a neocon.
You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 6, 2007
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moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
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hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.
That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
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kike-a-cola

Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.

It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.

It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.
Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2008
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wikitivity

the activity of editing or otherwise working on Wikipedia.
I'm pretty tempted to edit the article, though I usually just restrict my wikitivity to vandal-squishing.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008
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