dr. heywood r. floyd's definitions
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007
Get the crack pipemug. what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009
Get the calculatamug. out of your league, your level of authority or your ability.
To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.
To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.
1) "Well, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."
2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."
2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008
Get the out of your pay grademug. a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 5, 2007
Get the O'Brienmug. The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.
circa year 6000 --
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007
Get the 8113mug. a biography of one's mother-in-law
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
Get the nagiographymug. Charley: Why do we have half a million dollars? The bank we robbed should have only had five grand or so.
Harman: Whoo-hoo, we lucked out!
Charley: Maybe that little bank was a drop, a collection point.
Harman: Oh shit.
Harman: Whoo-hoo, we lucked out!
Charley: Maybe that little bank was a drop, a collection point.
Harman: Oh shit.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
Get the dropmug.