An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.
Union job, dude.
A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.
Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)
Merry Crimmus
I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus
Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a
smokewrench
Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
Old Scots expression for dead.
Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"
Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.
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