48 definitions by dr. badwrench

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.
by Dr. Badwrench September 21, 2006
A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.
Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)
by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006
Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench
by Dr. Badwrench September 15, 2008
Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
by Dr. Badwrench February 21, 2008
Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"
Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.
by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006
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