16 definitions by dr merkin

(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)
Mate, that slabo sleeping in the long grass really stinks. I think he's dead.
by dr merkin October 13, 2008
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Someone who greedily scoffs down faeces.
After Mandy took a big dump I asked her not to flush, cause I was hungry!

You coproglutton!
by dr merkin October 13, 2008
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Noun: the practice of cunnilingus from the rear approach, ie with the woman on hands and knees, butt facing the licker, and the licking directed to the vagina, usually meaning the nose of the licker becomes lodged in the anus. May progress to anilingus, if the smell and feel appeals.
I was gonna do Donna doggy style but decided to lick her muff from the back and my nose got stuck right in her ripe butt hole

Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!
by dr merkin December 28, 2010
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The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin
My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes
by dr merkin May 23, 2015
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The uncontrolled and unfettered uttering of profanities.
Cunt, shitty asshole, nigger fuck flaps!!! I'm sorry, I suffer from coprolalia.
by dr merkin October 13, 2008
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One who exits a social situation quickly without saying goodbye

A thief
Where did you go you lasher?

He stole all my shit the lasher.
by dr merkin October 13, 2008
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(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.
by dr merkin March 14, 2009
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