douglas epley's definitions

ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}

when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice

by douglas epley January 14, 2007

round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

by douglas epley December 19, 2006

ho chi minh trail

this is a nickname for highway 880 in the san francisco bay area from union city to milpitas, named for the extremely large percentage of asian drivers found on it. and subsequently the high numbers of traffic jams and accidents etc etc

dude, it took me 3 hours to go 2 miles on the ho chi minh trail, must be chinese new years

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

chucked up

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up

man that job was really chucked up

by douglas epley July 15, 2008

xbox

the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer

that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers

by douglas epley January 18, 2008

soul stroll

when a black person purposefully steps in front of your car at a stop sign, then slows down just because he can and you are white...see also nigger walk

asshole nigger did the soul stroll right in front of me!!

by douglas epley November 6, 2006

coon juice

barbeque sauce used on ribs

yo nigga pass the mu fuckin coon juice fo my ribs

by douglas epley November 5, 2006