douglas epley's definitions

jiggle twins

a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,

hey check out the jiggle twins

by douglas epley November 14, 2006

dirt chucker

a dirty mexican, all they are good for is diggin holes and chucking dirt

look at the dirt chuckers sneaking across the border

by douglas epley November 8, 2006

dudley do nothing

A loser cousin of "Dudley do right" has perfect white teeth, never a speck of dust on him, he accomplishes nothing despite being busy all day everyday. this is the guy that always complains that he is so overworked, yet never seems to do anything, while pawning off all tasks on everyone else. only keeps his job due to the fact that his brother is the boss

david is such a "dudley do nothing" if his brother didnt own the company he would have starved to death years ago

by douglas epley April 18, 2008

colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

wah

word i started using for chinese people while working in s.f. chinatown...they say it what seems every other word, but not one of them can tell you what it means

hey wanna see something funny? watch this wah try to parallel park his honda

by douglas epley November 5, 2006