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6 definitions by dougie

 
1.
When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.
James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
by Dougie February 05, 2004
 
2.
A person who is eclectic in many ways. A seeker of variety and multiplicity based on all in existence in your mind at once

Music, arts, taste, fashion, lifestyle, and personal preferences making for a quirky and spontaneous individual.
An eclectric music listener
by Dougie December 23, 2004
 
3.
Jookta literally translated means "blah"
"Blah," said Spork.
"Jookta," replied Dougie.
by Dougie May 21, 2004
 
4.
blarab is a racist remark made to people who have parents from a black(see also nigger) and arab background.
his moms a arab and his dads black hes a blarab
by dougie January 28, 2005
 
5.
The scale of how sad something is
"My life is sad to the extremes of saddenosity," said Dougie. It was true, it really was.
by Dougie June 07, 2004
 
6.
When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.
by Dougie February 26, 2005