Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

Sadulations by DOTK July 23, 2010

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Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

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salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

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Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

Situlationship by nascar9girl December 30, 2008