by some crackhead December 31, 2005
A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."
by GAWII May 31, 2013
A wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother.
Origin of midwife.
POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.
"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."
POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.
"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."
by temo.def April 26, 2023
A person who provides personalized and professional care to a mother prior to, during, and after a birth. Midwives provide an opportunity for a natural birth in a safe environment and focuses on what is best for the mother and baby.
Synonyms include Wonder Woman, family, birth junkies, and some of the strongest women you'll ever meet.
Synonyms include Wonder Woman, family, birth junkies, and some of the strongest women you'll ever meet.
by Wanda Womban May 1, 2018
by doktorj October 26, 2014
by iamtiredandshouldgotobed February 2, 2010
A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s
I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"
by you_say_what_now? November 30, 2015