4 definitions by dogboy15

Top Definition
When world/political/environmental/personal events reach the threshold of their limits with seemingly little hope of of rectification.
Two wars, BP environmental apocalypse, politicians refusing to work towards a remedy in favor of political grandstanding, crazy weather everywhere and my car has a flat tire and won't start. I think we've reached critical mess...
by dogboy15 June 24, 2010
When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf
by dogboy15 July 23, 2010
A version of a daydream , only instead of fantasizing about when you get off work or a love interest or the clouds floating by your office or classroom window your stuck dreading the real situations you'll have to deal with later i.e breaking up , dentist visit, undesirable social event etc.
My daydream of being Scarlet Johannsen's boyfriend was rudely interrupted by my daydread of realizing I have to go to dinner at my in-laws...
by dogboy15 September 21, 2010
The feeling you have when looking at something beautiful or amazing with out being stoned or high on marijuana, but it feels like it
Looking at the sunlight reflecting off the water is so beautiful, its stoney..
or
the foliage in Autumn so colorful, bright and seemingly luminescent , its stoney.
by dogboy15 September 24, 2010

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