doc's definitions

zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.

"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"

by Doc October 24, 2004

nephew

a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.

uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.

by doc September 29, 2015

A2

just another way to say Ann Arbor, the home of the Michigan Wolverines.

You heading up to A2 sometime?

by Doc February 15, 2005

chode

A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short

andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.

by doc September 7, 2002

Picker

An earlybird who hunt swap meets, estate sales, thrift stores, etc and scoops up the good deals - often for resale in antique shops or on ebay.

'Ole Craig has been a picker for eighteen years and he's still looking for a ten-dollar original Van Gogh!

by Doc July 29, 2004

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

blingage

The act of having "bling-bling"

Man, you gots some serious blingage going on there.

by Doc May 22, 2003