doc's definitions

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Salty

One who has spent a great deal of time at sea

"Doc's one of the saltiest SOB's I have ever known'.

by Doc November 23, 2003

zamboni

A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.

"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"

by Doc October 24, 2004

nephew

a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.

uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.

by doc September 29, 2015

Lebron James

A young black man that went straight to the NBA after highschool. The next thing he's going to do is pick up a white girl and get caught up. But he's turned around one of the sorriest teams in the NBA. Cleveland is now looking at the Playoffs and they couldn't have even thought about the playoffs without Lebron. Lebron is a good player and if he can keep his head right he'll be a great player.

Just be happy for him and stop hating.

by Doc February 28, 2004