33 definitions by doc
A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.
by doc October 25, 2004
Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by doc September 29, 2003
anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.
Russell is pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
by doc April 18, 2004
1. originated in southern France, this is the last name of the legendary Goudreau clan. Interbred with Native Americans, Goudreaus harbor the best possible traits to both thrive in the athletic realm and regulate academia. A person who is this is outlandishly balanced to succeed in the athletic arena and academic endeavors.
by doc February 26, 2005