79 definitions by dj spykerz(scoused out)
when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault
person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 16, 2009
that sophie is lololicous
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 7, 2009
a gay twat that cant sing and only appeals to teenage girls that constintly talk about him, all his music is shit and has got one of them faces u want to smack
basicly the most annoying singer you will ever hear or see
basicly the most annoying singer you will ever hear or see
PERSON1: that chris brown is such a gay twat he needs to be shot QUICKLY!!
PERSON2: same here can't stand him
PERSON2: same here can't stand him
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 16, 2009
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 6, 2009
when u go large with something at mcdonalds and realise u can't eat all of it therefore looking like a twat
person1: im goin large
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
10 minutes later.....
person2: why did u go large??
person1: i shudn't have im full
person2: ur not gona eat that half portion of chips left
person1: no
person2: haha mcfail!!!
by dj spykerz(scoused out) June 19, 2009
a small sweet girl from slovakia that has a great personality, she seems inocent enough at first but as you get to know her you'll have had enough slaps to the arm to figure out she slaps like a total bitch, gets annoyed easly. the name dominika can actually be mistaken for dominatrix which is a type of sex which is where the woman takes control with whips, chains, handcuffs etc
person1: hey that dominika is nice int she
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
person2: hell no, look at the red mark on my arm from when she slapped me
person1: ouch!
person3: i thought u said dominatrix then
person1: hey it does sound like
person1 nd 2: lol
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 3, 2009
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by dj spykerz(scoused out) July 16, 2009