dj's definitions

luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

by DJ August 19, 2004

f.o.c.u.s

Followers Of Christ Upholding Standards

An acronym for one of the most anointed gospel groups coming out of Charleston, SC

by DJ September 13, 2004

starchin'

Starchin' is a term used to describe something that is undefinable as it, itself is undefinable...

usually used just to confuse people

Starch: "Nah, sorry Matt, Starchin' won't be on Urban Dictionary, it's undefinable!"

Matt: "But why? what does it mean?"

Starch: "..please don't"

by DJ September 27, 2004

Cut

having sex,commoningly used by males asking for sex

Can i get some cut

or i am tryihng to cut something

by dj May 13, 2005

pluriplexsimile

a model used to describe something that is more complex than the thing it is describing

Pluriplexsimiles are often used by sports comentators when describing simple plays.

by DJ March 14, 2005

HackMaster

A former 13373 hacker who is takeing over the net as we speak.

The person who is hacking your computer as we speak AKA ME

by DJ March 15, 2005

xanax bars

1 pill of xanax is called a bar. you do the math

"you wouldnt happen to have a couple bars i could buy off you?"

by Dj May 13, 2005