19 definitions by dissedurban

T-rump

The predacious U.S. President with tiny hands, who wanted to be king, waving his arms from the elbows with a curious garbled roar.

That T-rump made me want to run and hide even faster than T-rex, and he sure put the ass in Jurassic.

by dissedurban June 23, 2022

moovid

The "delta" variant of covid.

Down hee-uh in Missippi we cawl it moovid on accounta how good them cow drugs done worked on it.

by dissedurban August 28, 2021

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 8, 2020

Download Trump

- that little bathroom trick you use, to hide the stink, by reaching back to the tank and pulling the lever as soon as you hear your deposit hit the water.

Wait, you were in here a long time, how is there no stink? Easy. I use my Download Trump move.

by dissedurban October 15, 2020

Skeletorangutantrump

...that one obvious modern, super whiny villain whose specialty is persuading others to loudly lie with a straight face.

I thought Skeletor was bad, back in the day, but Skeletorangutantrump makes him look lame by comparison.

by dissedurban April 23, 2021

Covidon

- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.

Run for your lives!! Covidon is holding a campaign rally here!!!

by dissedurban October 7, 2020

Joebamala

- the trio of Joe, Obama, and Kamala that showed up in 2020 to wrench Western Civilization from the jaws of Neo-fascism.

I thought America was on its last leg, but Joebamala stepped in and saved the day.

by dissedurban November 8, 2020