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an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.
Online Conversation:
Pete- Sup dawg?
MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!
Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?
MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!
Pete- Sup dawg?
MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!
Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?
MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!
by diseased sheep July 8, 2006
Get the dial-up mug.The North End Connections are a musical group, call them rap if you want... but they are just a bunch of natives, singing songs about how drunk, dirty and stupid natives are. They are from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, native central.
Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.
Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.
If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".
Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.
Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.
If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".
North End Connections
The RCMP always chases me:
Once apon a time
it happened last week,
oh yeah....
(police sirens....)
You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
Whatever fuck!
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
Jesus Fuck!
The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-
-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!
I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.
The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!
The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!
The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!
The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.
Naiii Boy........
The RCMP always chases me:
Once apon a time
it happened last week,
oh yeah....
(police sirens....)
You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
Whatever fuck!
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
Jesus Fuck!
The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-
-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!
I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.
The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!
The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!
The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!
The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.
Naiii Boy........
by diseased sheep June 24, 2006
Get the North End Connections mug.The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.
by diseased sheep July 11, 2006
Get the Slurpee Capital of the World mug.Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.
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Get the get naked mug.what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.
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Get the germinated keyboard mug.by diseased sheep January 7, 2007
Get the CIA mug.Its sounds like no more sex. But really it means no more seconds. If someone like a child is doing something and someone else like a parent or teacher tells them not to, and then the child says "one sec", and then if the child say that a few times the parent or teacher will usually end up saying "No more secs!".
Teacher: "C'mon Billy, you gotta hurry up!"
Billy: "Just one sec"
-2 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"
-3 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"
.*class laughs*.
Billy: "Just one sec"
-2 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"
-3 mins later-
Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"
.*class laughs*.
by diseased sheep September 5, 2005
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