diseased sheep's definitions

CIA

Crack Is Addictive. thats it.

Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"

by diseased sheep January 7, 2007

get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.

Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

lung

a thing used to smoke weed. you cut a 2 liter pop bottle in half and tape a bread bag to the bottom. where the cap would be you make a bowl out of tinfoil.

it is used by putting the bag up inside the bottle and lighting the weed in the bowl, while you are lighting you pull the bag down, causing suction, while doing fills the lung with smoke.

Lungs get you very fucking stoned.

i used a lung yesterday after school and was the most stoned i've been in a long time.

by diseased sheep May 30, 2006

X-Treme Gulp

A oversized slurpee mug sold at 7-11 stores for about $10, it holds 1.5 liters of slurpee and will keep it cold for hours. Is complete with a handle and tight fitting lid, and refills are only $1.12 Canadian after tax.

Let's go to sev and fill up my X-treme Gulp!

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 20, 2008