dick's definitions

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

leroy

The alternate african-american name for a white man who acts excessivly black at times.

Damn, Leroy is so confused about his race.

by Dick February 8, 2004

pimp slap

while extending your forefingers, you thrust your arm in a forword motion making contact with a face of a ho, bitch, slut, former iraqi president, etc...

"woa that bitch got pimp slapped"

by dick April 12, 2003

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

suffice to say

I term that has no meaning. Usually used by low IQ individuals to make them feel and sound more intelligent than what they are. Used by individuals that have problems communicating in a short manner.

Suffice to say, I know how to write five page e-mails.

by Dick October 22, 2003