65 definitions by dick

Snoop's favorite kind of weather
interviewer guy: so snoops whats your favorite kind of weather?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?
by Dick May 25, 2003
OR one crazy ass Asian.
Pomela is a CRASIAN who gets a 99 on her math midterm.
by Dick November 01, 2004
an annoying brat you calls everyone " a dick"
she was such a silly pillbeam
by dick December 05, 2003
It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.
Don't be a Mullet
by Dick December 17, 2003
To ello one's own wandu.

To someone else: elsuwandu
Hey, man, elsuwandu.

I need to ellawandu.
by Dick December 01, 2003
To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
by Dick September 17, 2005
empty penises
why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.
by dick November 03, 2003
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