Devon's definitions

sniper

a person very skilled with high and low powered rifles (with zoom) can usually pick you off up to a kilometer away with no zoom at all.
studys in nomenclature

he can take you out with that sniper rifle

by devon April 24, 2003

Fwonk

when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.

"yeah well, fwonk"

by Devon March 13, 2003

ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy

1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.

by devon December 3, 2003

Benji

A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....

Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.

by Devon March 22, 2005

Whipped

Not being able to do anything because you always with a girl and you think that you are goin to get pussy

Henry, you so whipped you will never get to fuck Katie

by Devon March 16, 2004

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004

bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005