35 definitions by Devon

Top Definition
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
thank you very much!
by devon April 24, 2003
a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005
When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE
by Devon October 12, 2004
Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.
It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship
by Devon January 11, 2004
A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.
Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!
by Devon August 18, 2004
Name: Albedo Piasora
Age: 26
Born: T.C. 4741
Height: 190cm
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Violet

In his past time he molests Kirschwassers (little girls) and then mutilates them and finally tosses them aside, that's why their corpses align his floor. He also has the audacity to pull his own arm off, following the breaking of his neck and the dismemberment of his head. He’s way cooler than Sephiroth could have ever been.
Albedo: Ah, ma peche...
by Devon March 21, 2004
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