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pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!
by devon April 8, 2004
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Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.
"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."
by Devon December 18, 2004
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Montoya

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
by Devon December 7, 2014
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Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
by devon April 24, 2003
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coupon

A coupon is someone that tries to get an advantage in their favour or is unfair in how they act.

Uses: to coup someone, to use coupon methods, to be a coupon
Why you coupin'?
by Devon June 10, 2004
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Cuntcrack

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.
by Devon April 24, 2005
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Whipped

Not being able to do anything because you always with a girl and you think that you are goin to get pussy
Henry, you so whipped you will never get to fuck Katie
by Devon March 16, 2004
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