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Name: Albedo Piasora
Age: 26
Born: T.C. 4741
Height: 190cm
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Violet
In his past time he molests Kirschwassers (little girls) and then mutilates them and finally tosses them aside, that's why their corpses align his floor. He also has the audacity to pull his own arm off, following the breaking of his neck and the dismemberment of his head. He’s way cooler than Sephiroth could have ever been.
Age: 26
Born: T.C. 4741
Height: 190cm
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Violet
In his past time he molests Kirschwassers (little girls) and then mutilates them and finally tosses them aside, that's why their corpses align his floor. He also has the audacity to pull his own arm off, following the breaking of his neck and the dismemberment of his head. He’s way cooler than Sephiroth could have ever been.
Albedo: Ah, ma peche...
by Devon March 21, 2004
Get the Albedomug. The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.
"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."
by Devon December 18, 2004
Get the Pickle Weaslemug. by Devon January 11, 2004
Get the idiot gearmug. 
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
by devon April 24, 2003
Get the Canadamug. Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
by Devon December 7, 2014
Get the Montoyamug. To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find
I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!
by Devon October 20, 2004
Get the to pull a wolfgangmug.