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Montoya

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.
John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
by Devon December 7, 2014
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Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
by devon April 24, 2003
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ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy
1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.
by devon December 3, 2003
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AcaBelles

A distinct group of women who sing a cappella music in a classy fashion. Their harmonies take many a breath away.. especially all-male a cappella groups! You will become enchanted by their trills and triads. Moved by their wit and splendor. Entranced by their stunning beauty and vocal stylings. The AcaBelles aren't just a statement.. they are a way of life.
Don't you think there's more to life than being in a really, really ridiculously good looking a Cappella group?
by Devon March 22, 2005
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Whipped

Not being able to do anything because you always with a girl and you think that you are goin to get pussy
Henry, you so whipped you will never get to fuck Katie
by Devon March 16, 2004
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bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005
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Cuntcrack

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.
by Devon April 24, 2005
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