4 definitions by demondrum

olfaptitude

A measure of the ability of a mother to smell the fact that her son has begun masturbating. Usually due to the socks left stuffed under the bed.

Her high olfaptitude told her Jimmy was coming of age.

by demondrum October 8, 2013

recognotion

The awkward feeling you recognize someone but can't remember from where.

Jeremy had a recognotion he should know her from somewhere but couldn't place her, so, being an awkward social penguin he said nothing.

by demondrum November 14, 2013

bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

by demondrum October 18, 2013

Pregligence

Refusal to use birth control to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

"Paul wouldn't wear a condom, I wish I could sue him for pregligence!"

by demondrum March 14, 2013