A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012

heads will roll

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation

If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll

by dboyfromdahood June 15, 2012

SWAG

Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess

Teacher: where did you get that answer from?
me: it was a SWAG

by dboyfromdahood May 13, 2013

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl

Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012

pokey palace

rehab, its like jail because you cant get out but it is luxurious, like a palace.

I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is in the pokey palace again, when will that bitch learn?

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011

A.N.U.

stands for All Niggered Up

usually refers to vehicles with 24+ inch rims, loud bumping stereo, etc.

that 75 caddy was cool until it got A.N.U.

by dboyfromdahood June 14, 2013